Score: 5

"Not very original"

submission: The Legend of David 1

date: November 15, 2008

I'd like to say I liked it. I usually like parodies of things I like. What put me off about it was that it was basically a copy of the beginning of the game itself. That is, there was no story quirks or real jokes that set it apart from the storyline of OOT. I mean, the ocarina of doom is different I guess, and obviously the main character, but apart from that there wasn't much more to be found.
The voice acting was decent (but more like "Legend of Pickles the Drummer") and the animation was not bad, but if you want to set it apart from other Zelda parodies you'll have to write a little more unique stuff into it.

Score: 9

"heheh"

submission: Extreme Burgers Happy 4th

date: September 20, 2008

Adorably funny. Also, if I had a quarter for every time that happened to me, I'd have less than 5 but more than 3 quarters.

Score: 9

"Very addictive!"

submission: Billy Genocide

date: September 11, 2008

I had a lot of fun playing this. The whole linearity of it (and I don't mean that it's a side scroller, i mean that you don't choose your own weapons) was rather discouraging, but I got by it. It was just very fun, mindless bloodshed. I did, however, dislike the alien stuff... that seemed a little lame to me. I know you need a way to explain the zombies, but come on. I just hate it when a good game is marred by a bad story. No story is better than a bad story.

Still, I played through it, and had fun doing it. So, good job!

Score: 8

"WELL..."

submission: Awesome Gaiden

date: June 30, 2008

I thought it was funny and the voice acting was superb (as usual), but it was far too short to be a flash deserving more than a 4 score. You know, it's good and all, but I'm sure many flash artists are resentful that this very small movie is so successful.

Score: 6

"I liked it."

submission: Guitar Battle

date: June 14, 2008

The fact that it had a story and all... but the graphics were not very good, and I think you should use trace bitmap a little less. If you do, at least don't stretch the image out a bunch and make it all pixelly. I know it can be a bit much to draw every single thing, but give the art some more effort. I did like it, though.

Score: 6

"mixed feelings"

submission: Madness: Deus Ex Machina

date: May 9, 2008

I don't know what it is I didn't like. It was probably a number of things. First off, the animation was supreme, and it must have taken much effort to do this. But I just didn't like some of the aspects, mainly the music and the shaky-as-hell camera. It felt like a videogame, which i guess is what you were going for. But while I thought it was good, professional level animation, some of it just didn't do it for me.

Score: 8

"I GOTTED DEM ALL, NOW WHAT I DO"

submission: Pickleman Begins Betatest

date: April 5, 2008

seriously, one of the funnier april fool's jokes i've seen.

Score: 5

"I should have liked it more"

submission: FMX Team

date: March 28, 2008

The fatal flaw, for me at least, was the combo system. If you could do it right, you got way more points, but I think the problem was that it clearly wouldnt register a combo if you did the trick before the backflip. If the backflip registered before the trick was finished, it was a combo, but if not, too bad. I guess there's just better motorcycle games out than this. I did appreciate the effort it took to implement the trick system at all. I also found that i would have liked to see ragdoll falls instead of ones where its pre-animated and never different. If I may be a broken record for a second, i also thought the physics left alot to be desired. All in all, a good effort, I voted 3.

Score: 10

"holy shit"

submission: Drunken Masters

date: March 22, 2008

This is the coolest flash game ive ever played, i think. The physics are there, the drink combinations are awesome, i'm surprised no one came up with this earlier. It's such a simple concept, yet its so well executed. It feels like an arcade game, and i could tell thats what you were shooting for.

In short, I played through the the tutorial and when i was done, i said "holy shit, i thought that was the whole game!" That really marks brilliance for me. The tut alone was so fun, I wasn't even expecting anything else. Insane.

Score: 9

"finally!"

submission: Alex Seryoua: Episode I

date: March 9, 2008

This is the start of a pretty great series. The art and design were very good, and i liked that they were solid throughout. I found that the part with the bearded Alex in the test tube was quite an inappropriate source of humor for me. Agreeing with everyone else who viewed this, the shaky camera was a quite unsatisfying attempt to add realism. I must say I disliked it, but I believe that, with moderation, it could be a clever touch.

One of the few things I saw and was troubled with was her mouth. I don't know why but I found error with it. I think perhaps it's that it is very low on her face, or something. If you could take a look at it I would appreciate that for the next, or even the third, episode. Overall, though, and I say this assuming some of the stranger aspects will eventually be explained, it was a satisfying start to a compelling series. Just try not to be like Lost; actually explain some of the series' twists.